Brining The Salt (and hopefully pepper) to Wrigley

Jim Hendry, thank you for the time you spent with the Cubs organization.  You were a very likable person and always brought a positive demeanor with you to the ballpark.  I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

Now that I have maxed out my emotional potential it's time to address Hendry's replacement.  As everyone who exists on God's green Earth knows, the Chicago Cubs have been "lovable losers" for 103 years (soon to be 104).  Being a faithful Cubbie for my entire baseball fandom I have a vested interest in the future of the organization.  The firing of Hendry is a prime opportunity for the Cubs to make a turn in the right direction.

The NCAA

Everywhere I turn I can't seem to get away from the constant University of Miami scandal.  Boats, booze, and babes... Obviously punishment will follow the "extensive" investigations by the almighty NCAA governing body.  While "The U" is about to be pushed to the brink of the death penalty, my issue is with the NCAA.